Rotlingpa Mi ropui -V

shillong khaw vawt vur mai, chhum zinna ram ti a an lo koh, zing khaw tha ve ut si a,ruah sur thut thin na hmun a han khawsak tlan chuan 'leather jacket' neih a tangkai na te pawh kan ngaihtuah chhuak ve hial(ka nei lem hlei lo a).

rotlingpa ho a hostel kan han awm khawm chu, tui lum lo chuan inbual a huphurh awm thei lutuk, khaw vawt vin tuk mai ah chuan. tunlai ang in immersion heater te kha a la lar mang si lova. Rs-a' rem hre zet mai in awl sam tak a tui lum na hman rua an siam chhuak kha chu , a va han tih zia teh lul em!

Room tin ah electric heater kan nei vek a, a then in rawngbawl nan te an hmang a, Rs-a chuan electric heater coil hi chair chhe tawh ban ah a zem kual a, chuan electric wire in plug ah a thlun zawm a, bucket a tui dah luau ah a chair ban chu an chiah a. Ngai teh, plug a hmehna chu an -on a, rei vak lo hnu ah chuan bucket a tui vawt chu tui lum inbual ti nuam em em tu ah alo chang ta!!. chu kan "chair- ban- heater" chu kan hawh kual laih laih thin a, hman hmawh deuh a tui vawt kha lum hma se kan tih chuan a coil kha kan pawt fan deuh mai a !..

mahse , room a awm kim vek a, inbual duh rual chuan pakhat ringawt chu alo tawk ta mai si lova, vawi khat chu a siam chhuak tu pa in a hman duh hun ah mi dang in an lo hman lai ani si, a chhuak hman hmawh tawh si chuan , tui lum dan thar a hmu chhuak leh ta!! hetah thung hi chuan thil thar siam chhuak lo in a, thil awm sa kha a hman na a thlak ringawt thung a. a electric heater rawng bawl na leh mei lum ai atana hman chi kha, a tuam tu lung bawm zawng zawng nen Bucket a tui vawt ah a chiah tawp a, tin, current a on ta a, tui lum siam chhuak vat in, rei lo te ah fai veng vawng in, nula tih lung lawm nan a 'mei hem vat vat in' an len chhuah zui tak kha!!(necessity is the mother of invention). :)

krismas a hnai tawlh tawlh a, shillong thlasik a vin tawlh tawlh bawk a. heater kan hmang nasa tawlh tawlh bawk a. mahse floor khat a room zawng zawng in heater kan hman rual vek chuan , cut-out a wire in alo zo lova, a sa a,a chat vat zel mai a, zan khat ah vawi tam siam alo ngaih tak ah chuan 'Idea' thar a rawn chhuak leh , cut-out a hman tur bik a wire siam chu hmang duh ta lo in, alluminium wire zai hraw ang reng tak 3 kan herh hrual a, cut-out a wire ah kan han hmang mai chu, a chat ta lo vang vang mai !

mahse, zan khat chu a ri phut a current a thim leh ta rup mai, dan pangai te in main switch lam ah kan han tlan khawm a. Rotlingpa thawm a reh thap mai, torchlight nei lian ber anih avang leh a tester screwdriver kan hman duh avang in a room kan han kik hawng a. Rotlingpa chu thim in a ti buai ve lo nge ni, lungmuan hmel tak hian khum ah a lo mu a. a bungrua kan hawh sak hnu chuan cut-out chat chu kan han siam tha a, a eng leh ta thap mai. kha tiang a wire hrawl hman tawh hnu pawh a , a la chat fo mai chu eng vang nge maw ni dawn ni?? tiin , thingpui lum pah in rotlingpa room ah kan han sawi ho laih laih a.

eng dang vang ni lo chuan, rotlingpa khan a electric heater siam tha in, heater coil zawm na a , negative leh positive kha a lo hawlh zawm palh a, chuvang a cut-out chat kha alo ni a. rotlingpa pa thluak tha chuan, mi dang ngai thei lo in an rawn siam tha thuai tho ang , tih ngaihtuahna neiin , cut-out a chah vang a, a thim ve leh khan , rang lutuk mai in khum ah mu nghal in, 'zawhte sarep ei ru lo ' mut in a lo mu than mai hi alo ni a.

Rotlingpa Mi Ropui- IV

Rotlingpa hi, a naupan lai in hun enge maw chen ;Lunglei ah ‘dum mual’ bul ah alo khawsak tawh avangin infiamna lam ah pawh a theu neu lo ang reng khawp mai. Infiamna lam han tih hian, a tak in a tel nasa tih lam ni lo in, Rotlingpa hi chuan , a chhiar a chhiar te, a en a en te , a tuipui zawk a!!

Mizoram ah club football , tun ang em em a ala lar hma, 1997 bawr chho vel te khan , Rotlingpa chuan champions League te hi alo atchilh bur tawh tih hriat em em in, champions league a , manchester united leh Barcelona inkhel te pawh, shillong ah , police bazar ah, Tv dawr a an zawrh lai a an chhuah, darthlalang phen ah kawng atang in alo thlir tluan zak tawh ani! Hemi tum hian a tan ber mai manchester united chu an chak ta lo hlauh, mahse Rotlingpa chuan phun nawi lo in leh tumah dem chuang lo in; an chak ala hun lo ani ange tiin kan bul ah chuan a sawi dam thlup thei tho.

Tin, Rotlingpa te class ah hian football ngai na em em skk-a an tih mai hi a awm ve bawk a. a ni phei chuan chanchinbu a inkhel a chhiar hi Tv a en ang mai hian a chip chiar in a sawi chhuak thiam a, an pahnih a bul a awm hi chuan kan ka ho hi ani ringawt mai ani. Hetiang zing a khawsak tak ah chuan , football chung chang kan lo hre hnem telh telh a, world cup lo thleng tur pawh urlawk ana duh khawp mai.Ronaldo , Barcelona a khelh lai a rawn lar chhuak tak tak lai vel alo ni bawk a, tin leh lam ah michael owen naupang te an an thlang tir enge a an ang tih vel sawi tui lai vel tak alo ni bawk si a.

World cup chu kan han en ho ta a, mahse kei chu England an tlak hnu chuan ka en zui peih ta vak lova, mahse kha mi tournament ah kha chuan michael owen an argentina lam a a pet goal kha ‘solo goal’ an tih ang chuan nalh ka ti ber mai. Skk-a chuan hemi kum a world cup , matches zawng zawng kha a en vek a!! class lam ah erawh a hmel hmuh a khat deuh an ti !

Final kan hnaih telh telh a, boruak a tang tha chho telh telh. Final khelh dawn zan ah chuan , hall ah kan thu khat hmur mai a, france tan leh Brazil tan kan in zah ta vel ang. A then in brazil jersey an rawn ha a, an hmai an rawn hnawih eng/hring vel a, chutiang bawk in a then lah in france jersey rawn ha in ‘ka room chhung a rawng eng zawng zawng ka dah chhuak vek tawh’! te an rawn ti. Enge maw hlek ah inhnial na chu awm se la buaina lian tham vak lo chu a chhuak thei mai awm asin maw le!!

Chutah inkhel an han tan ta a, boruak chu a reh hian a reh thap mai a. Ronaldo ber pawh chu eng tin vak mah a che thei tlat lo mai!! A tawp ah chuan France lam chu 3-0 in an chak ta,France lam tan thawm a tha ham ham hle mai,mak ve deuh ani, 1986 world cup kha naupang te in kan en ve a, ta tang khan world cup ah brazil leh france an inkhelh hian brazil hian an la hneh ngai lo ka en ve tawh chin ah! mu tur in room kan pan sang sang a, Rotlingpa ber pawh a tan em em Brazil an chak loh vang nge maw ni, a hmel a ngui nghuai mai a, hall atanga room pan a kan kal kawng ah a tawlh thlu tur in ‘amennnnnn’ a tih bak chu a ‘aw’ hriat zui tur a awm lo, kha mi zan kher kha chu!

Project Ration Card -II

Ration card thar chu press ah an han print zo a, a chhung ah thil an lei a piang a an record na tur lehkha phek enge maw zah zeh tel a, a bu a siam tur in taluk office ah a rawn thleng a. kut awm thei ang zawng zawng in kan han thawh chuan kan ti zo ve leh ta mai a. He mi kan sub division a ration card thar a rawn thlen lai hian district thenkhat chuan an sem tan tawh a. Nitin mai hian ration card thar lak tum intlar put mai hi tv leh newspaper lam ah te an chhuah chuai chuai reng a. Rin lawk ang mai ni lo in sem chak alo harsa daih mai a, ni thum aia an rei tak chin ah chuan sawi sel na a ring sawt khawp mai a. kan sub-division in kan sem tan ve dawn pawh in, commissioner office lam atanga in hriat tir ang in, district headquarter ah meeting rei ngial kan nei a, hetiang lam a experience lo nei district level officers zawng zawng chu kan ko khawm in tih dan tur kan han sawi ho a.

Kan sub-division ah hian mi nuaih khat vel dil tu ah dilna 40,000 vel kankan hnawl a, chuvang in ration card sem tur tak chu 60,000 awm ang vel tur in chhut a. A sem dan chu mawl te ang in a lang a, ration card thar zawng zawng khan number a nei vek a, chu mi number leh card nei tu hming leh thla lak awm vek na , lehkhabu pakhat A-register an tih hi a awm a, ration card thar lam tu tur khan , a dil na a theh luh lai a acknowledgement kan pek kha a entir anga, ti chuan A-register ah a hming zawn ah khan card a la e tih record atan a hming a sign anga,ration card thar chu ala mai tur ani a. Mahse kha tia ngaih ang ngawt kha alo ni lo tawp mai. District dang a sem tan tawh mek te atanga lang thei ah chuan , acknowledgement a hming awm atanga A-register a zawn hmuh kha rin aiin hun a duh rei daih mai. Tin, mi in rei tawk intlar tawh hnu ah, A-register ah a hming an zawn hmuh zawh leh si loh chuan , zawn chhung a duh rei phian.ni li vel intlar tawh hnu a, la la thei lo an awm teuh avang in district thenkhat ah chuan sawi sel na a ri ring tawh khawp mai. Mipui pung khawm intlar rei tawh si chu enge maw hlek ah buaina chhuah theih anih mai bak ah, TV leh newspaper lam ten an han kawm a, an din rei tawh zia te leh an harsatna tawh hrang hrang te kha , thil chhuah nuam tak alo ni bawk si nen!

Hemi kan sub-division hi hosur niin , Ashok Leyland, Titan, TVS , etc te awm na hmun ani a. Industrial labour mai bak ah , management lam pang thawk te cheng an tha hnem ang reng fu a. anmahni- right an lam ri ring thiam khawp mai a, enge maw thleng hlek awm se lang chuan in newspaper leh TV lam a thleng rang hle dawn tih a hriat sa a. chuta chhap ah , inrinni leh chawlhni hi a enge maw zawk zawk an chawlh theih awm chhun anih avang in a enge maw ni zawk zawk ala thei tur a inbuatsaihna siam tur in nawr na a nasa khawp mai a. Mahse A-register a diltu hming zawn hmuh vat kha engtin nge kan tih tak ang? A ration card pe chhuak vat thei tur kha chuan 50 te te in A-register a number in dawt dan ang khan kan tel hrang thliah a, zawn hmuh chu thil harsa ani lem lo.

Ration card sem na tur centre pakhat ah card a tam ber ah 1500 vel sem tur anga kan han chhut pawh in, minute 2 dan zel ah A-register ah khan a diltu hming kha hmu nghal zat zat pawh ni se la, nitin darkar 8 ang vel sem dawn pawh in, a lo ber ah ni 4 aia rei lo tur in kan chhut thei ta mang reng reng lo mai a. chu chu sawi loh fair price shop huam chhung ami kha hmun hran a sem anih chuan , confusion awm ve leh thei tur ani bawk si a, chuvang in 3000 chuang sem ngaihna tur ah te chuancounter 2 te kan siam ta ringawt a. ti chuan a zirtawpni chaw hnu lam atang in enge a an dawn tih en lawk na tur ang deuh in centre thenkhat kan han ti tan a, rin ang alo ni lo. Darkar 2 an ral hnu pawh in 60-70 vel kan sem thei tawk mai. A-register a hming zawn hmuh kha rin aiin a awl ta hlek lo mai, tin, dilna kan pawm sak loh te khan an hre si lova, an intlar ve a, an hming an zawn chhung a duh rei em em, a tawp ah an beidawng a, mahse lo inthlar ve reng tawh an nih avang in a sem tu te nen an inhnial chhung te nen hun a duh rei phian zel mai.

Chuan, tlai lam ah centre tlawh kual tur a team kan siam flying squad ho nen kan han sawi khawm leh a. A tih dan kan thlak loh chuan kan sem chak theih loh dan tur leh , mipui intlar avanga buaina awm thei kan buaipui a ngai dawn ani tih a hriat lawk theih mai a. zan lam a a theih ang ang kan hriat theih te chu an in ah pe lawk ila , tih ngaihdan te a awm, mahse hriat an tlem lulai lutuk!

Chutah pakhat hian, dilna hnawl ho zawng zawng te rang tak a , an kal sawn vat theihna tur in ‘appeal form’ siam ila. Rawn dil tha leh rawh ti mai ila, tih ngaihdan a lo chhuak a. dilna hnawl te chu kan thawn kir leh vat thei ang. Mahse eng tin nge A-register ah dilna kan pawm sak te kha an hming kan hmuh zung zung theih ang tih kan rel laih laih lai chuan, ka beisei phak aia mawl leh tha bawk si ngaihdan a rawn chhuak ta tlat mai!

A-register a hming zawng tur khan ration card sem tu counter a mi 2 te kha hmang lo ila, a mipui te kha zawn tir zawk mai ila. Chuan an ‘acknowledgement ‘ ah khan A-register a , an ration card leh hming awm na zawn serial number kha hre sa in a sem na counter ah kal chauh se la, a serial number atang khan counter a sem tu ten an hming an hmu zung zung thei dawn a, kan sem chak zawk thei ang a? tih ngaihdan a chhuak. ‘eureka’ kan ti tlang lo chauh ani. Ti chuan A-register chu tlai lam ah kan xerox vek a, a copy chu a sem na tur centre ah (sawrkar sikul ani tlang pui) an compound wall ah kan tar ta vek a. ration card dil tu te an mahni serial number zawng chhuak tur in kan ti a. zan lam ah kan tlawh kual thuak thuak in, mipui lam atang pawh in response rin phak aia nasa in a tha a. zan dar 10 pelh hnu a, sikul compound bang a A-register kan tar a , an hming la zawng te pawh hmuh tur an la awm teuh mai.

Chutah atuk , a D-day, inrinni a lo thlen chuan zing dar 9 hma a a sem na tur centre zawng zawng in ring lawk vek tur a kan inhriat tir lawk ang in, an thleng kim thap vek a. Ration card thar lam tum te pawh khan,A-register a an ration card leh an hming awm na , serial number kha acknowledgement ah khan an lo ziak lawk vek a, tin, ziak leh chhiar thiam lo te pawh kha mi dang in an lo ziah sak a. A-register xerox copy kha compound wall pawn lam ah kan tar avang in an hming hmu te chauh khan compound chhung an lut a, mipui bawr khawm luih luih ang tur kha a awm loh phah ta bawk. Ti chuan ration card kan han sem tan ta chu sem a chak ta zar zar hle mai, tlai lam dar 5 kan thlen meuh chuan 70% vel kan sem hman tawh ani. A la bang tlem chu a tuk chawlhni ah zing dar 11 hma in kan sem zo vek hman a, kan thaw huai tlang ta in ka hria.

Kan district a ration card thar kan sem ve tan hma hian district 25 vel ah an sem tan tawh a,an vaiin A-register a diltu hming hmuh harsat avanga sem muan leh mipui intlar rei buaina an tawk vek a. hetiang a mipui zawng tir mai ngaihtuahna rawn vawrh chhuak tu chu revenue inspector , hierarchy ang zawng a ngaihtuah phei chuan revenue department ah chuan a hniam ber dawt tu an tih ang vel tur hi ani a. Mahse , amah aia sang district level officers , district 25 vel a awm zawng zawng in an ngaihtuah chhuah loh , thil mawl ang reng tak si, mahse hlu em em si kha a rawn ngaihtuah chhuak a, a ropui ka ti khawp mai. Tin, organisation lian ah chuan ‘parallel thinking’ an tih ang te leh, ‘tun hma kan tih dan’ tih ang chi te hi thu rel khawm na ah hian a awm awl zia a tar lang ve hle in ka hria.

Flood in Ireland

Hman kum lawk khan, Tsunami vang in Tamil Nadu tuifinriat vau kam vel a khawsa leh lo awm lai ten nun na an chan phah vak a. villupuram, chennai, cuddalore, nagapattinam etc vel ah te tanpui tu mihring leh tanpuina sum leh pai te pawh a luang lut hnem em em a. kha tia sum an luan luh tak tak kha chuan, Tsunami tuar na hmun a , wine shop ho khan an hralh chhuah kha a pung thut mai a . Fiamthu deuh hlek a han sawi rik hi chu a awm zauh zauh a, mahse ram dang ah pawh an lo bang bik lo tihna em ni le !

Rotlingpa Mi ropui-III

Rotlingpa hi pa zaidam pui mai ani a.Shillong ah NEHU campus kawt ah kan hmu thut mai chu, ka phu deuh zawk in ka hria. Khang hun lai te kha lo rei ve leh ta hle mai. Hun hi alo kal chak ani e!

Department of history kawt ah a hnung lam atang in ka hmu a. jacket dum a ha a, kekawr buang lam pang deuh ha in, ipte pawl hi a dar ah a bat a. Admission alo buaipui ve mek hi alo ni a.Tawntea nen kong-I thingpui dawr ah thingpui kan in ho zui a. a tawi zawng in sawi ta ila, Rotlingpa chu ‘bawng kang veng’ ah in luah zui ta in, happy valley kohhran ah zaipawl ah te pawh a in hmang leh viau hman a. Tin, thla enge maw zah hnu ah ‘japfu hostel’ ah rawn in suan thla in kan han in zui tan ta tak tak ani.

Floor khat ah awm ho zui ta in,ani pa titi thiam ania, a room chu kan kal khawm na ber ani nghal pang mai. kan floor hming ah khan ‘zopa lungleng’ tiin an vuah a. Rotlingpa chu a lungleng ber awm in an awm nghal mai thei a.A hnu ah evangelist team tiin kan han inthlak leh a, speaker a inti leh nghal thei mai a.kan hnuai chiah floor te khan ‘chhurbura floor’ tiin an in phuah a, a tu ber hi nge chhurbura chu ti a kan han zawh lah khan , an thinrim lek lek ziah bawk si! Mak ve deuh ani.

Kan sawi hmaih phal hauh loh tur pakhat chu, rotlingpa hian a room a luah hma hian ka room ah thla khat vel ka lo mikhual a. a han mut tui theih dan em em kha aw!!! a hnar ri te kha , hnar ri pawh a ang lo thin, thlawhtheihna hniam tak ah a thlawk ri ni mah mah awm zawk ani. A ri atang ringawt chuan pilot tha tak ni mai awm tak ani. A pheikhawk han bun uih nasat theih zia te kha aw!!! pa hrisel tihna ania a ti mai a,eng ah mah a ngai pawi mawh lem lova. nileng a pheikhawk an bun ve tawh kha chuan, tlai lam ah an phelh a , a mawza rim chu ‘bekang teng ‘ tha tawk tak hi a ang deuh ber in ka hria. A rim hriat kha chuan ‘hnar’ chu awm lo se la ‘mit’ a pual thei hial in ka ring ani.! "Tp-a pawh in burma lam chhuak 'stop' tih hming pu ,a ke ah a hnawih a, nithum hnu ah chuan a ke a khi that mai a, a reh khawp mai, hmang ve chhin ta che ?", kan tih lah chuan, side effect a awm ang, ke a uih viau chuan ke a no duh zawk tih tan in a tang tlat mai! engah mah a ngai lo, a ngai lo tak tak!

Rotlingpa chuan tape te reuh te mai, silchar a a lei hi a nei a.sailothangi sailo zai a ngaithla thin a. chawlhni inkhawm a piang hian Rs-a hian inkhawm ban a mi awm khawm tam lai hian tape te chu fiamthu thawh nan a hman sak ziah a.’khau chher pa’ atih sak thul, ‘rotlingpa tape a tawn na elastic a rool a tukin chu kan play thei lo’ tih te, ‘rotlingpa tape hi chu a chhiat em em vang pawh ni lo in a enkawl that loh vang a chher nasa ta ani a, in ren lovin Rs 20000/- vel seng in a chhung a khawl awm zawng zawng leh a tuamtu plastic hi thlak hlawk hlawk ila chuan tape tha deuh la ni tur ani a’ tih ten fiamthu thawh nan an hmang a. Rotlingpa nula lam a mark hmuh san tum avang a, vatawk nghawng hlin ang tak mai a necktie awrh zuah tan chuan a nuih zat thlak miah loh ang tih chu a hriat, midang hre pha te chu an nui dir tlawk tlawk.heti chung hian hostel kan han let leh a, Rotlingpa room ah Rs-a tel in a tape te chu kan ngaithla ho leh dial dial, rotlingpa in a chhiat khum zui ngai miah lo. Chhiat khum zui lam chu sawi loh aizawl a haw hlan in Rs-a chuan rotlingpa tape a kawl sak thei asin!!

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1)Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

2)Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

3)Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

4)Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

5)Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

6)Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

7)Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

8)Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

9)Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lips"?

10)If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

11)Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

12)Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

13)Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

14)Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

15)Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

16)How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

17)When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

18)Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

19)In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

20)How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

21)The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.